He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Upon finding out the majority of fans using the facts were guys, Chuck Norris wept with joy. He attended the Creationist University of Natural Theology. February 28, at 8: Joke Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. February 7, at 4: Our partners may use the information collected to serve you with targeted advertising, both through our Services and other websites, email, online services or mobile applications. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. November 23, at 3: He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.